Submitted by DeeDee
"Tina’s got stage fright."
"I have stage fright?"
"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."
"That explains a lot."
Went onto a bookstore and found five books on my wishlist. I walked out with two instead. Look, it’s an improvement okay?
It is truly a day to remember. Mark your calendars.
Contact the PM. A public holiday is warranted.
"I Have Self-Control Day"